13762: Re: Jean Du Tuyau RE; 13733: Simidor re: 13730, Haitian Police Fire on Demonstrators(fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

 Mister Simidor write in beautiful english

<<Baby Doc left without much of a fuss.  I sure hope Titid has this much dignity left.  After all, when your very presence is making things worse, not better, it's time to pull the curtain -- regardless of what assorted sycophants, grands mangeurs, well-paid lobbyists, and Central America-nostalgic types might say.>>

I like words of phraseologue. nice writing. But, but, but, if I understand Mister Simidor, Haiti no need elections 2003 with new CEP because Aristide now president. When Aristide no president, then elections better that way. If Aristide president, elections no good for new parlement, new depute, new senateurs de la republique d'Haiti. Okay Mister Simidor?

Mister Simidor, you no like elections in Novembre 26, 2000 ? No good elections, hein? Because Aristide, donc and therefore president elections no good. Therefore logically writing, if you no like president, president no finish term of constitution 5 years?

Oh okay, I understand. I agree.

Okay, okay Mister Simidor let's jete (sorry, capitulate) Aristide before 7 Febrier 2006. After that, if Jean-Marie De La Chataigne, grand bourgeois de Port-au-Prince de la Republique d'Haiti, become president, and let's say.... Sóyèt Popetwèl big BIG Lavalas no like and hate anpil anpil Mister De La Chataigne, therefore logically, Sóyèt needs to pratiquer politique du marronage like maroon slavery to jete (sorry capitulate) Mister De La Chataigne? All the time. Therefore donc Mister Simidor, civil society weak weak more, no confidence in country even worse than this moment now, okay Mister Simidor? Okay, okay.

Oh oh, donc and therefore, Haiti every 1 year, 2 years, 3 years new president because someone BIG no like president, or Miss Sóyèt no like the fóm tèt (the head shape) of new president? Or maybe because new president is ugly too much (tró lèd) or too handsome bèl gason like MOI? No no me ugly no handsome: this joke. I so ugly, I art piece for ugliness.

Oh oh donc and therefore, Haiti always fight for president? Oh okay okay okay Mister Simidor, I understand. Mister Simidor, I have advice. My english still no good but I have advice. I hope okay for you, beautiful english.

Maybe now, every Haitian president no 5 years but toutan, all time. Aristide president, Manigat president, bouretye president, everybody president at same time. That way, no more fight for president because everybody president.

Maybe new song president for every body Haitian. Song like this: president, president, president.... president, president, president.

I hope me understand now. Mister Simidor, me no good english. Please no attack me, me no good english for president
english.

Bye-bye... all president.

Jean Du Tuyau .... pour la pléiade des présidents.