15112: Du Tuyau, for Mister Nadal Olivier (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

Dear, Mister, Nadal,

****This, response is for response to question numero 1, number 1.****

Do you, Mister Nadal, realize that you name you have beautiful first name for good cooking oil almost? Olivier, almost like olive. Olive oil? I no joking and no disrespecting for you Mister Nadal. But I love to cook bon-jan-griot-pork meat with olive oil for girlfriend when she come on Saturday night at 11 p.m. after I work in restaurant for good eating session.

Okay, okay, okay Mister Nadal, you ask lots questions for me many questions like that. I happy because you make me laughingly giggle some all the time when you write because you speak beautiful English with conviction that Lavalas evil like Lucifer, also Mčt Kalfou in voodoo and all everything bad. So I like when you write your writing.

Okay, okay, okay Mister Nadal. Let's us see... Let's us and me see with myself, if I can answer for you your beautiful questions.

Okay, Number 1 question from Mister Nadal (after, I answer):
<<<<<-Mr. Du Tuyau in your post 14932 , you wrote:
" I tired because I writing too much a little on list. But I tired mostly because I realize one little truth in politics for Haitian people. All Haitian politicians like for swallow more than they can chew on.17 years ago, Baby Doc bad guy; 10 years ago, Cedras bad guy; today, Lavalas bad guy ; 10 years from now if Konvejans ever in power, Konvejans become bad guy
too. I guarantee you."
Very clearly you said  that Baby Doc and Cedras were bad guys and then you said that Lavalas is  bad guy too.
How can Lavalas be a bad guy ? Lavalas is not a person , Mr. Du Tuyau !>>>>

Reponse for Mister Nadal, for question numero 1-uno:

-Mister Nadal, ... I know. !!! ... I tell you I know. Good point you make. But, Mister Nadal, Konvčjans no one person either too, no? Baby Doc one person, I know. Cedras one person, I know. ... But Mister Nadal, Cedras no had group but represented system after coup d'etat, the new regime. Duvalier daddy (Papa Doc) was the epicenter of egomania-namity. So he represented system too. Konvčjans-Convergence is group; Lavalas is group, no one person, Mister Nadal. Okay? Okay, okay, okay ... I hope you agreement for with me.
And oh!!! I no say Cedras, Duvalier, Lavalas bad guy. I say, Mister Nadal, that this is characterization for characteristics political of these people. I say, that every time we want for changing for everything all at once one time. But we no think that things for changing to change have to be along a certain path, to mature, to take shape, to mold, to be molded, to form into a clear and definite ensemble that makes the eyes wonder in cheerful amazement. So we can say :"Ha!!!!! how, beautiful"".
Mister Nadal, we always rushing to eat the hot Haitian patty and after that, because we swallow all the spicy patty while too hot when in power, we get to have bad-breath-djól-santi. You no believe me? Okay but you remember Mister Nadal, when we ti katkat children in Haiti, and we eat rice-with-muchroom-diri-ak-djondjon all fast when hot. Mommy say: "ti gason (little boy), wap gen djól santi wi (you have bad breath because you eat hot food too fast).

So that's what happens that happens every time, Mister Nadal, to all political politician Haitians. But opposition (for there is always one, inside or outside the country), is always in such a rush to get on Peugeot car to get to Canape Vert, that they always forget the briefcase where they have all the plans for a better Haiti. So when they finally get to Canape Vert, they always say: "Wi fout, nou mele, I forgot forgettingly the briefcase with good plan; now, I need a kokomakak to keep all the enemies at bay so they don't come and kick me out of the beautiful housing I have now."

That's what I try to say, Mister Nadal. My English no too good but I hope you understanding for me.

Du Tuyau, moun fou now going on pilgrinage to Morne La Selle Haiti 2,680 metres