16382: Du Tuyau hurt, very hurtfully (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

Dear all nice and not-too-nice people,

Okay, you all nice. But, I no like what some people tell for me in private for my email. Two months before today and some day before too, some body of a person from wonderful list send for me email. I discuss little thing with person on Haiti little bit. Person tell for me, he Convergence. I say, I happy for you because all the causes of, for, about Haiti have to converge little bit like this. He happy.

In a message this morning on my a.m. clock in my basement apartment, I receive nice little email from same person. I thought nice things, but person for insult to me. In the message, person hurt me so hurfully, I cry a little but after cry all tears I have no more, I start laughing loud, loud, loud. Person say and I sorry for meaning, but I want to share because please friends, no hurt for me like this. Person sarcastic say in a message a.m. in my clock: <<After reading your posting on the list, I conclude you are a brilliant mórdeur-fórkeur>> (p.s. I misspell two old last word because ugly words I no like).

To you friend, before a month ago, this no nice for you to say for me. But I laugh little bit because firstly in all of firsts, I so dark and my teeth so red with Marlboros smoking cigarettes, I no shine never in the sun, or the moon, or even UFO lights. Now imagine me brilliant and shining in darkness? Ah-ah-ah!! This guy moun fou I think.

Friend say too that I mórdeur-fórkeur. Sorry Mister Corbett. I no want for writing word but, I want for people understanding I no like that for all future like French futur antérieur. But you know, I laugh little bit because person right this time. My Victoria friend is mother. So, I say, okay. (I sorry Mister Corbett but person hurtful for me and I want prevention).

But, for you to judgment for me, I tell for you what I tell person before in private conversation. I tell person that Convergence and Lavalas are two bólètman-lotto-play people. But, difference is little: Lavalas try every time to play boul ak revè, numbers upside-downside so they no too much always in one corner, like you know 26-62, 98-89, 53-35; but Convergence play too much boul kole, same two numbers togetherness like 00, 11, 44, etc et ra. So they no never have chance to win other side. They stuck in mud because they revolutionaires.

I hope you wonderful people agree for that with me. I no say nothing bad like this. I say something bad, people? Just a little opinion.

Du Tuyau crying like baby in creeb because I hurt, very hurtfully.