18501: Du Tuyau: An important yet, non-reported event (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

By "un-popular" demand, I am writing today in proper English. Many of you have complained about my English and so today, just today for this post, I am writing correctly. For this is an important, yet non-reported or under-reported event that occurred if I recall correctly, Tuesday this week.

After 6 years since Jean Casimir resigned as Haiti's Ambassador to the United States, finally we have a new one in Washington. His name: Raymond Valcin who is holding now two portfolios: that of Ambassador to the OAS, and the highest Haitian official representative in the United States of America.

Now, this is important from many different angles. I won't get into it. Call it gloating, call me "Lavalas" but please, don't say so in front of the hard-liners; they'll feel insulted and for cause. I am an independent-minded Haitian who wishes to see us all move towards political discourse and rational means to help our country achieve noble goals of development. So take it as it is. Meanwhile, I will keep on telling it as I see it. For instance ...

I've noticed that so many opposition leaders have asked for Aristide to resign because he hasn't fulfilled his mission towards the Haitian people. True ... many have been deceived, and the opposition rightfully wishes to help develop the country but ... (and this is a BIG BUT) Moun fou oh oh oh oh kra kra kra...

How do you guys plan on building Haiti when you cannot even build a political party with nationwide reach? At least Aristide has and you might say probably correctly, "with tax-payers money. Nevertheless, you get your paychecks from IRI too. And we all know it's big BIG DOLA. So how come you haven't been able to do so?

You've created an assembly of angry maniacs composed of leapords with zebra, tigers with ants, lions with elephants, all running after the Frog and hitting it hard (Lavalas), only to throw that frog back into the river so it can revive, each time ... every time.

I don't feel sorry for you, I feel sorry for Haiti with such sons and daughters. Where would the country go after Aristide is gone before February 7, 2006 through due process of constitutional law?

Are you mad now, or are you mad-der? he he he? You've asked for it. You wanted me to speak good English and so I did. Now, remember, Du Tuyau will keep on speaking English bad bad bad, because he know you all politicking is for little money and beautiful girls for tchiki-tchiki!!! He too like nice VS girls. Guerlz-guerlz-guerlz he he he.

I tell you what, folks. When I see cats and dogs in the same swamp, I stay away from the smell. So even when you were to succeed in your "project", don't count me in. For I am sure you'd start killing each other so soon thereafter that Lavalas would begin to look like a divine project for the Haitian people. And Aristide would be the HIGH Pope (dead or alive), or the NICE Houngan, or the kra-kra-kra.

Only dumb and dumber leftists-gauchistes-gochis will join this joke of "nation-building" project, as proposed by you-know-who in DC and their cohorts. The truth is, what they want is "pocket-building" for little mo' money. Dola--dola---dola.

Good luck ban' moun fou,
An angry Du Tuyau