25034: Fwd: Du Tuyau: Solutions for all the problems of Haiti (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: viandemoulue@aol.com

If it's weekend, everybody have to party at least little bit. Maybe even go
dance some salsa or merengue at "Trata-lo" in my new neighborhood on Flatbush
Ave. in New York. With some good hip move in the darkest of already dark
corners in the club, one can even get lucky for the night but anyway ... back
to serious stuff. We have to help resolve problems all of them Haiti has and so
therefore, in the thereforeness of all things, may I give some sensible
suggestions that are not too sensitive? I'll try below (that's where to think
of on weekends/wiken).

Easy the solution I tell you. Like the great papy Manigat say (heck, we may
have
a new daddy soon for prezidan, Manigat the fatso), get all these MINUSTHA
people out; they troublemakers. We no need United Nations when our nations need
to be unite first. So ... kick all UN persons and personnel out.

Okay what we do after that? Easy again ... we remake army this time better,
much
much better. We no call it army this time we call it "kraze zo", bone-brakers
that means. Fun-fun-fun stuff. We that way, kill a little faster and more
efficient and so ... what else we do? Let's think quick hey hey here we
go/went/gone (I learning my verb conjugate how to in community college).

Now, my reinforcing speech from my kafkaian logic:

Folks, the problem here is that we have too many people voting for prezidan.
Let
make it easy. Let keep the constitution but let's follow United States Great
States lead before stupidity of 1964 civil right act and so ... : if you want
to vote, you need to show no only id card, but you need too, for answering
questions like who is the great grandfather of the current-for-now father of
the groupe of 184. If you can answer little questions like that, even if you
are not boujwa/bourgeois, at least "you're part of the right circle".

Oh man!! That would help tremendously good, very much so in the veracity of the
truth. Okay okay, you don't believe me and so therefore, I tell you some
potentiality of resulting from these tremendously progressive policies à la
haitiana. You will have pis/peace, finally. Well, some may call it Bawon
Samdi/cemetery peace but peace is peace anyway. Poor people will no bother for
or to us great/ smarter and therefore /more attuned to governing folks. After
all, we need power to the most capability of the capables.

Last but not least, kill all Lavalas leaders and people. In other words,
thousands and some might even suggest, even millions will die (for after all,
"Lavalas in the original" was a logic of inclusion but that's besides the
point). That will not be no massacre, no genocide. The National Convergence for
Human Rights won't report it and so therefore, in the thereforness of all
things, it won't be neither (massacre) nor (genocide). Canada won't invest 100K
to find out the truth this time and no politician will famine/no food
he-or-she-self for principle moun fou. We will also resolve the issue of too
much overpopulation in Haiti so small and mountainous country called Haiti,
Quisqueya, or Boyo.

And finally, we will all be able to sing, as great alienated children of a
culture we've rejected long ago as bourgeois, since 1843 with the Boyer peace
deal: investors may come in; Haiti is at peace with itself. I still suspect
though, that many internationals might stay away at the very least for a long
while in the longest of time but who am I to thinking? I am fou, moun fou long
ago so what does a moun fou do?

All right. I'll keep on dancing next door in my new Brooklyn town this evening
Friday weekend. Maybe saturday too. When Monday comes, after we resolve all
those problems Haiti has with these aboved suggestiveness, I'll even become
colorful as well. I'll make sure that I am known as a Maoist and in my rages,
as some efficiently angry politicos, I'll keep on talking about the new
"cultural revolution".

Life is beautiful on a summer afternoon.
Du Tuyau

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