13454: ViandeMoulou: Jean Du Tuyau and the three heads of three presidents (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

Haiti is closer to the truthfully manifest history of president. Do you remember, folks of this extraordinary list, 1807? Wow, Wow, Wow.....!!!! In that time of satisfactorily freedom slaves time, Haiti had two president, Mister King Henri Christophe and Mister President Alexandre Petion Sarbannes. Wow, Wow, Wow...!!!

Oh oh! In 2001, 7 Février, Haiti had again 2 presidents, two heads. Aristide tèt chóv, and Gourgue tèt tafia. Oh oh? No finish yet. No, no.

Sometimes in the future of Haiti, Andre Tigaud tou, also, became head of state of the South. Now, Haiti has 3 presidents. Rigaud, Christophe, et Petion. Men bon zen.

Wow, Wow, Wow...!!! Today, Haiti has a third president beautifully too. Mister Manigat, head of state of Union Patriotique, also intellectually known as Mister gwo tèt. Now in 2002, too, Haiti 3 presidents. tèt chóv, tèt tafia, and gwo tèt.

One differentially extraordinary thing. tèt chóv is president of beautifully pobresito Haiti. tèt tafia is president of college Gerard Gourgue. gwo tèt is president of Union presidentique. Sorry, Union Patriotique. Quelle affaire!!!!

I think that thoughtfully, Haiti has, need 8 and a half million presidents. Haiti has 8 and a half million people, gran moun like ti moun. Haiti wants democratically democracy. Therefore and thoughtfully so, let's have 1 president for every haitian. That way, everybody happy. That way, everybody sing nice beautiful Bobby McFerrin, the beautiful song. Oh how beautiful.

Come on my brotherly brother, you know that beautiful song. Bobby Mcferrin. Haiti will peacefully be in peace and everybody sings happy, happy, happy like that. No more fight, bataille pour pouvoir. Bobby Mcferrin, beautiful song is nice nice: "Don't worry, be happy". "Don't worry, be happy". "No food?, no water? "Don't worry, be happyyyyyyyy".

That way, no Convergence, no Union presidentique, sorry, patriotique. Every house is a Palais National. Only opposition responsible for country first. Best solution.

.....Haiti oh oh oh oh, se la peine dans mon coeur. So many moun fou.

Respectfully with respect to every president with a tèt,
Jean Du Tuyau, Mister san tèt.