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17115: Du Tuyau: Vishnusurf (fwd)



From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

Dear Mister Vishnusurf:
I like your precice-ness in English. Your writing is beautiful, man!!! Absolute delight!! This for beautiful writing is what you wrote in masterful English:

<<<<pina seems unable to realize that some of Haiti's most important political thinkers are key members of the CONVERGENCE; folks who are way above reproach, folks who risked their lives for arisitide and are now so disillusioned with him that they partake in the only feasible alternative,
which is the CONVERGENCE.>>>>

I like it very much.

You see, Mister Vishnusurf, this logic you give for all of us to me, reminds to me one more time, that Haiti is a country where mediocrity not only rules, but is King and Queen. That why is why I like to play cards, or Solitaire on computer. "To get the Queen he-he-he; and buy her some Victoria Secret excitement".

Well, maybe too that why is why I like United States Great States. Over here, we like little bit perfection. That's why I like to cook salad in clean bowls, not in dirty ones. The manager restaurant teach me at least that litle bit: clean the bowl first, otherwise, the patron will get sick from your wonderful salad, Du Tuyau, he say every time".

Mister Vishnusurf, this is why I like your truthfullness. You prove once again one more time why Convergence is so-o-o-o-o very GOOD, for Haiti. This next writing English from me is just one more little proof why Convergence is so good and you so right.

I visit http://www.oplpeople.com this morning (OPL is great leader for Convergence), and I see that letter to Senator Jesse Helms is still there. Oh how wonderful is it to be mediocre, if you are Haitian politician!!! But let me say this, Sir.

-I no want no one to sing "Dixie" to me, or my brother, or my son, or my daughter, or my VS girlfriend. If you no know, I little Negro very skinny. So I no can work the field for no body in North Carolina, nor do I want to;

-----Oh oh, but I forgot, Mister North Carolina Jesse Helms no more Senator. How mediocre!!! When will they learn to update their bad jokes? When will they take that insult to oogly Haitian people like me, out of their website?

-----Convergence is indeed so very smart. That why is why Haitian people are so stupid, they therefore no want to elect them!! After all we, entčlektičl-intellectuals, like our little French from French literature who say that the people-masses are dumb sh.t. Maybe you no remember the little French sentence; I forget author name but he say beautiful: "le peuple, c'est la canaille". Right,  Sir Vishnusurf? Right!!!

But, but, ... But Sir Vishnusurf, maybe it's because too, Lavalas for all its misdeeds (and it sure does have plenty), Lavalas has built up a national presence on all Haiti, so they can win elections easier, not a regional presence only. Maybe it is because they no focus only on "hot spot" like say, Gonaives and Cap-Haitien where there may be potentiality for little overthrow of gouvernement elected, but on all country so when election come, they can win. Ha-ha-ha-ha the Boyerists Haitians (You'll know sometime next year what I meant by that, Boyerists).

Well, maybe Convergence is really smart. After all things said, done, cooked, and eat, Convergence headquarters is in Washington, DC, at the HDP (Haiti Democracy Project) headquarter, not in Haiti. Right? Ha, ha, ha, maybe.... Probably!

Oh yeah!!! They must be really smart because head of HDP no even Haitian. kra-kra-kra. Haitians so stupid, they can not run even their own organization. No offense to runner of HDP (nice guy; I knowledge know him, and see him for cooking tasting his political food at the great Brooking Institutions in Washington, DC) but HDP is run by etranje blan. Maybe that why is why Convergence is so very, very, very good, and smart.

Well, I guess I really am stupid, just like all the stupid Haitian people.

In all truthfullness Mister Vishnusurf, I hope you member Convergence. If true, I respect defense you have for organization. If you not, I must tell you, I have never been more infuriated in my Haitian life with this statement of yours. This is pure disrespect to common sense and everyone who knows that 1 + 1 is equal to 2.

Wi fout!! How disrespectful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Du Tuyau