19077: Du Tuyau: Champagne and Caviar (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: ViandeMoulue@aol.com

Dear all friends and not so friendly-friends on Mr. Corbett list,

I understand that there's been an order placed for the great celebration party at the Palais National (Haitian National Palace), for champagne and caviar. That sounds great. I just got the email.

Look, its essential reads like the "Who's Who of Haitian Politics Nowadays". I am dead serious. No, no. I am alive and lively serious. Are invited to the party, according to the list, great and influential personalities such as:

-Jim Morrell (HDP);
-Pierre Esperance (NCHR);
-Evans Paul aka K-Plim(KID);
-Mischa Gaillard (KONAKOM);
-Louis Jodel Chamblain (FRAPH/Insurgent);
-Emmanuel (Toto) Constant (FRAPH leader en route back to Haiti);
-Winter Etienne [and wife, Mrs. Summer Etienne?] (insurgent);
-Leslie Manigat (RDNP);
-Gérard Pierre-Charles; [OPL]and of course
-Buteur Métayer (now self-proclaimed, president of Gonaďves).

Oh man, the list is too long ... And, and ... by the view of the caviar, Buteur Métayer thought this was papaya seeds to calm his nerves after the long battle. His blood pressure is so high (podiab)- tansyon-l wo! So he ate it anyway while grimacing.

I can wait to see the images on CNN, and read it in Reuters. I'll be laughing so hard, as Aristide's coffin (if he insists to stick around) will be puked on, and his cadaver given to the nearest bókó near the Cimetičre de Port-au-Prince so they can extract the brain ŕ la Papa Doc, and give it for consumption to some still now, opposition leaders. Sounds great. Oh man, I just can't wait for the day.

Haiti's future finally looks so very bright, that I might actually move back there as an OP (popular organization) Chief Operating Officer (COO, not CEO) for the new Chamblain-Manigat government. Just can't wait. It sounds like lots of fun, and lots of girlie-girls too. Man, I love manman Haiti. I just wish she wasn't treated as a prostitute.

DT