29633: Durban (announcement): Musical breasts??? (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: Lance Durban <lpdurban@yahoo.com>

Oh dear, fellow Corbetters, after that post about kidney transplants it
seems I am developing a reputation as something of a medical expert.  A
friend in Haiti who claims intimate knowledge of the subject sends a
news release which he asks me to post:

   Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer
   chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.
   This is considered to be a major breakthrough in Haiti because
   Haitian women frequently complain about Haitian men staring at
   their breasts and not listening to them.

Du Tuyau, take note....

Have a good day!
L. Durban